We asked the ladies here at THM HQ to send their juiciest sex story.Keeping it all anonymous because we’re not trying to get weird stares in the office or run into what’s-his-face on the third floor and have him bring up one of our stories as we cross paths during a Starbucks run.I was hooking up with a guy who was into rougher sex and liked to be slapped during sex, so I obliged.
He made a valiant attempt to keep going, but after about 5 minutes he realized he was in far too much pain and needed to go home. I was dating a dude long distance and I flew into town to visit him.
Of course I was on my period but dude was ready to ride the crimson tide.
We did it, but ended up getting blood all over his sheets like a scene from so we stripped the bed, went out to dinner and planned to deal with it later.
His roommate’s mom was also in town at that time and she took it upon herself to do my dude’s laundry.
We came home and she made sure to let me know that THIS STUFF HAPPENS ALL THE TIME and that she took care of it. My husband and I had never had adventurous sex—our kitchen counter doesn’t count.
One weekend when we were visiting my parents we decided to be spontaneous.
After my parents went to sleep, we smoked weed and had sex on the grass under a lemon tree.
The moonlight was romantic, but the best part of the whole thing was when we were done we both looked at each other and said, “Let’s never do that again.” Avoiding direct eye contact and telling everyone “I just came with the DJ” became exhausting after the few couples approached me and damn near eye fucked me to death.
The place was filled with wealthy, average-looking couples (as well as singles) of all sizes, shapes, and colors ready to dig deep … My curiosity led me to wander the palace to explore more than my sensuality could bear.
As the drinks began to pour, I suddenly became the center of attention.
In their eyes, I was a fresh, delicate flower waiting to bloom; something like a virgin.