HELL TO THE NO GUY: Approach/Chat Up Line: Borders on actionable.
SITE SUMMARY: The 5 foot 9 inch, 28-year-old version of me fared quite well on POF, which leads me to a bombshell revelation—guys like young chicks.
And because I got to be a young chick, POF may be my favorite site so far.
The hot to not ratio is strong, and I learned that Tagalog is an Austronesian language with about 57 million speakers in the Philippines, particularly in Manila, central and southern parts of Luzon.
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Can you really swipe, click, match, wink your way to true love? There were so many pointless, stupid questions I almost broke my number 2 pencil. My mom is already calling him “son.” But she drinks a lot.
Each week, Popdust's intrepid reporter, Suzy Mc Coppin, goes deep undercover in order to guide you through the potentially murky waters of cyber lovin'.This week, we shine the spotlight on Plenty Of Fish. Incidentally, if it’s a number 2 pencil, why is it yellow? " My mom Approach/Chat Up Line: I mean, the guy cooks and cleans. Conversational Skills/Rapport: Was very interested when I told him he won the title of the “Guy My Mom Would Want Me To Date,” but more interested in who I wanna date.Anyway, POF had some advanced compatibility features, like the Relationship Chemistry Predictor, a multiple-choice questionnaire with helpful questions like number 71. But I had to know if the 5 foot 9 inch 28 year-old Tagolog speaking Methodist version on myself would get the job done. I then told him I totally struck out with some hot Italian dude.“When I'm not online, I often think about the Internet.” Then there was the Relationship Needs Assessment, my favorite question of which was: My boss happened to see when she walked past my desk and burst into hysterics as she saw the cursor hovering over the “Agree” option. HOT TO NOT RATIO: 13 to 30 BEST PICK UP LINE: "What was all that 1 in a million talk? My closing skills are abysmal…and my flakiness is even worse.. Closing Skills: He lives in Costa Mesa, which is like way the F&^% past Disneyland, so he’s gonna call me when he’s in LA.Another impressive feature was the Language Spoken section, which was so thorough I think it included Uranus. Since I typically depict myself of someone of average height in my mid thirties, I decided to experiment with an improved version of myself to see if it would net me more fish. " WORST PICK UP LINE: "There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. Conversation Skills/Rapport: Apparently, I met this guy on Tinder and blew him off! WEIRDEST GUY: Approach/Chat Up Line: All right, this guy is definitely not weird, but we don't have a "most awesome" category, and he deserved some screen time.Wait, that’s confusing, since tuna and all things fish are often associated with women, do men on feel emasculated? * *As always, the best and worst are interchangeable. Conversation Skills/Rapport: Scrillamen7em does not mince words.