Look, I should first say that I don’t have any problem with Internet pornography or adult film actresses.
There is a very substantial list of reasons why dating a porn actress would possibly be one of the most awesome things to happen in your life.
For starters, you can get that “My other ride is a porn star” bumper sticker you always wanted to slap on your Jetta!
Yet, from a male perspective, I feel like doing so would be a burden on your sanity.
There are a lot of things to consider before entering into a relationship with an adult film actress.
Photo credit: jurvetson, Flickr There is something mysterious about a woman that attracts us to them in the first place.
History tells us that most men will treat a woman differently after sleeping with her.
However, porn stars seem to unlock what we’ll call the “I’ve seen you naked” Paradox.
Consider how many men watch porn (according to studies, it’s somewhere around 100%) and factor in the fact that the people who have seen you girlfriend naked will literally be everywhere you go.Most men would see an attractive woman who is way out of his league and would simply leave her alone or halfheartedly hit on her.But this man has seen your lady do the nasty so many times that through the transitive property of the horny male mind, he has a shot with her no matter his looks, location, or social status.The fact that someone is a porn star is often misconstrued by men as “she’ll be most likely to have sex with me because it is her job, after all.” And while you may be basking in the thought of sleeping with one; you probably couldn’t be more off-base. ” routine and more than likely a scuffle of some sort will end with either fisticuffs or an exchange of sharp language in the parking lot. Everywhere you go someone will say something crude or grab her ass.But, if you were dating an adult actress, men would hit on her everywhere she went. In simple terms: The inappropriate level that your woman brings out in people of the general public will be off the damn charts.Of course this happens with every beautiful woman, but coupled with the delusion that every guy that hits on her in a grocery store probably thinks shes going to immediately take them to their car and change their life sexually in the back row of the Trader Joe’s parking lot — you have a makings of a potentially volatile situation every time you go out in public. So go out and purchase a pair of boxing gloves, a Bowflex, and the most comprehensive health insurance plan that you can afford; you are going to need to be fit and ready to fight at all times.